Use Lotion to Cure Broken Leather 

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 09/04/2016 at 04:02 • Filed to: Project Mayhem, shitpost

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Many people forget that leather is simply a fancy college word for cow skin. Cows have notoriously dry skin in order to match their humor. To prevent this, lotion your seats comedically often! I like to use Cocoa Butter because you can spread it with a knife and it’s good on toast. If your seats are made from synthesized leather-like polymers then use a body lotion made for prosthetic skin and maybe work on doing better in life, just maybe why dontcha!

Svend > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 04:05

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Lol.

Please don’t give some people ideas. They’ll only go out and tell everyone they know that it’s now a fact as they read it on the computer.

Batman the Horse > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 04:06

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Project Mayhem is still goin’ strong.

TheHondaBro > Svend 09/04/2016 at 04:09

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*slowly puts bottle of lotion down*

Wobbles the Mind > Svend 09/04/2016 at 04:12

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Well if it isn’t true then why can you find lotion in the “Car Care” aisle of any parts store? Hmmm???

If anyone would like help with their cars, I’m selling Avon so feel free to place an order with me. You’re going to need A LOT because your leather is dry!!!

Svend > TheHondaBro 09/04/2016 at 04:13

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Ye’, because you were going to ‘lotion the seats’, ye’, right. ;)

Wobbles the Mind > Batman the Horse 09/04/2016 at 04:14

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That’s a good tag for these!

PRBot II > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 05:42

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Instructions unclear. How do I get my penis out of the ceiling fan?

Honeybunchesofgoats > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 08:30

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“It puts the lotion on the backseat or it gets the hose again”

Leadbull > PRBot II 09/04/2016 at 08:33

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You don’t

( °  °)

Matsayz > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 08:59

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So seriously , what is a good way to fix the cracks?

shop-teacher > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 09:04

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“Cows have notoriously dry skin in order to match their humor”

The more you know ...

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > shop-teacher 09/04/2016 at 10:21

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Holy cows make Swiss cheese.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 10:26

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“It rubs the lotion on it’s seats or else it gets the hose again!”

shop-teacher > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 09/04/2016 at 10:39

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Mmmmmmm ... Cheese *Homer drool*

Urambo Tauro > Matsayz 09/04/2016 at 10:51

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Re-upholstery (which might not be as difficult as it sounds ...depending on the seat, of course).

cbell04 > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 11:14

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This info went in one ear and out the udder.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Wobbles the Mind 09/04/2016 at 20:09

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